Speaking of the most funny jokes I think can make me laugh!
5 thoughts on “Say a joke ~”
Sergio
Don't think about it slowly
1. A male deer, it walks, getting faster and faster, and finally it becomes a highway (deer) !!!! n n n n n n R n 2. Two tomatoes cross the road, a car passes by, one of which is not as good as being flattened, the other tomato pointed at flattened tomatoes: dig hahaha, tomato, tomato, tomato, tomato, tomato, tomato, tomato The sauce ...
3. The big gray wolf said, "I want to eat you !!!" You guess, what happened?
This Big Gray Wolf ate the lamb.
. Stone and rice cakes were fighting.
The lovers have been in private for life, but the boys need to take military service, so they set an oath with the girls and gave the girl a drill , and promised that today, three years later, today When you meet the girl, then, the ring is a wedding ring. After 3 years, I have been going . The girl has been waiting for the boy, but she can't wait. She is too sad. She threw the diamond ring into The sea, far away from the country . But, the boy has always been waiting for the girl, but the girl misunderstood the dating place, so she always became her legacy . In a few years, boys went out to fish out, guess what he caught?
year cake !!!
5. Dumplings are boys or girls n Answer Boys because dumplings have foreskin
6. There is a duck called Xiaohuang. One day he was hit by a car, and he yelled, "Oh!" Since then N melon !!
7. The match stick suddenly felt itchy, so he stretched his hands and scratched it to death ...
8. There is a bird
. He passes a piece of corn field every day
but unfortunate
n All corn turns into popcorn
In the birds fly over ...
thinking that it is snowing, it will die cold ...
9. When will Taiwan want to be unified?
Is when buying instant noodles
?
Aatong: "Recalling children's time, the happiest is Children's Day."
Aba: "After ten years is the Youth Festival." n A pine: "It is Father's Day in more than ten years."
Abai: "Old Man's Day in more than decades."
Ah Song: "Over decades."
Abai: "Qingming Festival."
11. Soldiers: "thirst ... thirst ..."
The Cao Cao: "Everyone persisted for a while! I used to go to this place, remember that there was a Merlin nearby, and then walked for a while ."
: "Oh, there are plums to eat, oh"
half an hour later -Cao Ren: "Lord! The expedition found a lot of water!" R r r r
Cao Cao: "Hahahaha, do you hear it? Finally, there is water to drink"
The soldiers: "Don't go ... must find plums ..." 12. A girl lost love in love I advised her: "Two legs toads are not easy to find, there are men with three legs!" Isn't it a silly child? "Dad said," Stupid child, how can you ? How will it be a silly child? " I met on the street, why didn't they say hello? ? (Suppose they can speak)
because ........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... because for ...
………………………
Because they are not familiar with it ~~~~~~~~
15. Question: How to make the sparrow quiet?
Answer: Press it.
Reason: The crow is silent (silent).
16. A college student was unfortunately caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to the electric pole, and then asked him: "Say, where is you ? !!! "This college student returned to the enemy, but he was killed by electricity ...
He said," I am from electricity! " n 17. A I will take you to a place where all girls do not wear a bra. "
B:" Really? Where is it? Take me soon! " Just in the kindergarten next door! "
18. The host of the happy dictionary program Wang Xiaoya interviewed a program audience on the spot and asked," In your mind, you worship the most Which female host? " The audience said, "It's you." Wang Xiaoya asked: "Why do you say this?" The audience said, "Because It you look a bit like Yang Lan!"
19. Know what the spider man is Is it color?
red, wrong!
is white
does not believe you read Spider -Man's English: Spider Man (is a white man)
This is slippery. After finishing, rushed into the 7-11 convenience store to buy things. Because it was too noisy, it was beaten by the clerk , but leaving the lamb in the store alone. Why?
The convenience store is not snoring for 24 hours ..............
22. The glass of glass and coffee cups crossed the road, and suddenly someone shouted: The car is coming!
The results of the glass were hit by the car, but the coffee cup was okay. Why?
The coffee cup has ears!
23. One horse said that our company launched a new product, fart No. 3, referred to as MP3 ...
24. I hate two people most:
The first is racially discriminated;
is black;
is unknown!
25. I want to thank Ogawa, Chaohelan, Nagase Ai, Mika Ryoko, Takashiko Mary, Kawamoto Dance, Womani Hitoma, Naomi, Shiraishi, Kudo Kwai, Hiroshi Koizumi, Kishikawa Mishi, Sita Yoshiki, Sawai Yongjie, Fujizaki Caihua, Yoshan Takura, Kihiro Hiroshi, Matsumura, Yuki, Quan Shizuka, etc., I know the names and do not know The names, once appeared in my computer, who has been deleted or still in the computer: Every night When people are quiet, they accompany me to spend one lonely after another lonely after another. At night; when my spirit was the most unwilling, it was her ers to comfort me in a timely manner; when I played CS to exhausted, it was the pleasure that they made me feel unobstructed; When N fans have no feelings, they make me feel high ~
26. Now the precision accuracy of earthquake predictions has indeed improved a lot. Results are in "Jiujiang"!
27. Zhang Liangying said: "The worship of my fans said — the idol is called Ying"
He Jie said: "The worship of my fans said -even" The idol is Jie "
said:" The worship of my fans said — the idol is called Chang "
Li Yuchun said:" You talk, I'll go first! "
28 .. Five Fuwa gathered together.
Belbe proposed: Let's give ourselves a nickname, I will name "Ball"!
Crystal: Then I am called "Crystal Wa"!
Huanhuan: My name is "Huanwa"!
Nini: My name is "Nava"!
stood up and said: You talk, I have something to do, go first ...
In 2058, five Fuwa gathered together to chat.
Belbe: Let's talk about our nickname, people respect me very much, call me "Beiye"!
I Huanhuan: People call me "Huanye"!
Nini: People call me "Ni Ye"!
Welcoming: People call me "Ying Ye"!
n stood up in Jingjing and said: You talk, I have something to do ...
29. The severe winter is here, and I decided to keep the habit of taking a cold bath, But washing it, I found that I turned back The childhood! Intersection Intersection
30. The celery walked, and suddenly felt the stomach hurt, and then he "卟", what did you say he pulled out ~~ ?? (Diligence) Oh !!! Cemeter (Cai) What color is the color ???????
Answer: yellow
because: R n 31. There is a fat man ....
jumping down from the top of the 20th floor ....
The fat man !!
32. There was a piece of bread before, and it felt hungry. If you drink yourself ..
. There was a virgin in the past. She felt tired and fell asleep. R n is peanuts because of peanuts ~~~
34. Who among ancient characters is a white -collar worker?
Meng's mother's three movements (thousands)
35. Zhang Fei: "Old thief leaves!" n ! Destin the horse! "
Procketing car:" Two thieves listen ~~~ You have been surrounded ~~~ Put down the weapon ... " How did I die after falling down on the Himalayan Mountains?
Answer: starve to death. Because it is too light ~ so it takes a long time ...
37. Go out and buy another one to write, but it is late at twelve o'clock. But he was still riding on a bicycle on the dark street. After looking for a long time, he finally found a bookstore. There is a diary he likes, so he asked the boss how much money.
The boss said with a low voice: "This is imported, the pricing costs 70 yuan ..."
The old bear said: "So expensive, but I only have 50 with 50 50 Come out. "
The boss said," It's okay, even if you are 50 yuan. "
The old bear said happily:" Thank you boss. "
The boss said with a very low voice again: "When you buy it, don't open the last page, otherwise will happen to be very kb. ! "
The old bear said," Well, I know. "
The old bear bought the diary home. On the table in front of the window. At this time, he wanted to first take a bath and write a diary ...
In after taking a shower, the old bear found that the window in front of the desk was opened. Blowing the page ... ... When the last page is blowing, the old bear stepped forward to stop, but it was too late. The last page was blown away by the wind n kb. It happened ... I saw the old bear screamed, because he saw the last page and wrote:
(please pull down)
………………… .. Pull ...
continued to pull ....
Yes, and finally pull a little ...
38. Suddenly, my heart is so hard!
A walnut walked on the road, walking and suddenly said, my face is so thick!
The cola can walking on the road. It feels boring when walking. Suddenly, I am so Cola!
The heater walking on the road, helping passers -by, walking and saying suddenly, I am so enthusiastic!
A key walking on the road, walking and saying suddenly, I am Qu Yuan! I will lock up and down!
A meter walking on the road, walking and saying suddenly, I am a literati! Seeking him a thousand dots in the public!
The tadpole walking on the road, walking and meeting another tadpole, walking and saying suddenly, we are not QQ !
A hawthorn got married and walked on the road. Suddenly, my face blushed!
The hawthorn divorced and walking on the road, walking and saying suddenly, my heart is sore!
A hawthorn remarried and walking on the road, walking and saying suddenly, there is a child in my belly!
In a tea leaf wrapped on the road, walking and walking suddenly, I really want to be soaked!
A dumpling filling walks on the road, walking and walking suddenly, I want to be covered!
A lighter walked on the road, walking and suddenly said, my belly is full of anger, I want to get angry!
A cockroach walked on the road, walking and saying suddenly, I am strong!
This thimble walked on the road, walking and saying suddenly, I top!
The ice cream walking on the road, walking and saying suddenly, I'm cold!
A spider walked on the road, walking and saying suddenly, I still want to lie on the Internet!
A fish walks on the road, walking and suddenly said, I like diving every day!
The Guan Yu walked on the road, walking and suddenly said, I walked a thousand miles a single riding!
The eagle walks on the road, walks and meets the bear, walks and says suddenly, we play the eagle bear!
A compass walking on the road, walking and saying suddenly, why can't I find the North?
The earthworms walked on the road, walking and suddenly said, why can't I find my legs?
39. In the past, Zhang Xi Mengsi was closed to raise his eyes, and suddenly felt as if there was a little less,
The blanket will come back just after the appointment,
This hugs holding an electric blanket and said:
Brothers ~~ You can come back, I am cold ~~~
40. A German, French, and a Japanese work to work in the mine.
The boss is an American. He said to the Germans, "You have a good physique, you are responsible for your work."
Responsible for mining plans. "
and said to the Japanese," You are thin. You are responsible for SUPPLIES. " Essence
The days later, the Germans and the French found that the Japanese were gone. After a long time, they decided to go back to work first.
When the Germans started working, the Japanese suddenly jumped out,
Plip loudly to:
"Surprise!"
41. There is a polar bear play with a penguin together. The penguin pulled the hair on the ground one by one, and after pulling , said to the polar bear, "It's cold!"
The polar bear listened, and pulled down the hair on his body one by one, turned his head and said to the penguin, "It's really cold !"
42. There is a hiding cat community, and the head of the group has not found it yet ...
43. Xiaohong asked: When you stir -coffee, use your right hand or left hand
Xiaomei said: The right hand
Xiaohong said: Oh, you are so amazing, you will not be afraid of hotness, like I use a spoon.
44. Do you know why penguins live in Antarctic?
because it is relatively cold there ... ..
45. There is a snack bar that sells dumplings without business,
So she went to the teacher. What to do,
The master said: You are going to find a fresh body to wrap its meat into dumplings,
, But the people in their family must not eat this kind of dumplings, otherwise will have very KB.
The boss tried the effect really good,
then she went to find the body again.
. The next day her son had to bring a bento,
but he couldn't find it, so he went to the refrigerator to see, n A bento box thought he thought it was him,
did not expect the boxes in the box to sell the remaining dumplings,
Jump,
The dumplings in the morning are obviously 10. Intersection
know why?
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46. A logging worker goes to apply for work
Workers: You can try it in the forest in front ... see you can see a few trees in one minute .... R n After a minute ....
If workers: Wow ... 20 trees in one minute ... too powerful ... Where did you work before?
workers : Sahara Forest ...
Workers: I have never heard of it ... I have only heard of the Sahara Desert ..........................
Later, the name was changed!
47. Wife: I really blindly step on the shit and I will marry you.
Buki: I am really blind and step on the shit before marry you.
This shit: I am unlucky! Lie there are stepped on by you ...
48. Telling a story, a pair of lovers will have a lifelong life, but the boys need to take military service, so they have a vow with the girls Give a girl a diamond ring, and promise to meet the girl today three years later. At that time, the ring was used as a wedding ring.
has finally passed by 3 years, but the boy heard the news of the woman getting married on the return of the home. shore. The boy went to the small restaurant on the street for dinner. A fish came on. He pinched The fish took a bite, bit into a hard thing, spit it out, guess what he saw ???????? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rnrn 49.有一天，老师带一群小朋友到山上采水果， rnrn 他宣布说: "Children, after finishing the fruit, let's wash together and eat together."
All children ran to pick fruit.
. Once the collection time, all children gathered.
Teacher: "Xiaohua, what are you picking?"
Xiaohua: "I'm washing Apple because I picked it to the apple."
Teacher: "How about you?"
Xiaomei: "I'm washing tomatoes because I picked tomato."
Oh! What about you? "
Aming:" I'm washing shoes because I stepped on the stool. "
Two cows are eating grass. One of them said; "We will not be infected with mad cow disease recently?" The other end said; "No, we are kangaroo." It was crazy! 2. I have always been unknown knights in the rivers and lakes. Until one day I met the most mysterious you in the legend, and I even called your name. Since then, I have a name on the rivers and lakes. Pig narrow! 3, marriage: poor family ugly one meter, four nine primary school cultural rural household registration three thin fields, one acre of the house Four Seasons Pharmaceuticals It today SMS Guangzheng Girlfriend
4. Doctor: "Why can't I find my pen? I want to prescribe the prescription for you." The patient whispered: "Doctor, don't you put it in my armpit? 5. I want to let the sun warm you, decorate you with starlight, use wine to get intoxicated you, use food to satisfy you, use fireworks to splendid you, and flood you with happiness, but I don’t have been God for a long time. You can only use text messages to bless you: Happy every day! 6. If pigs in the world are dead? ,, To play a song ,, Answer: At least there are you 7, The sitting in the front of the Qing Dynasty, carried a gun in the Beiyang Army, Wilderness, The Northern Expeditionary War, The is injured in the periphery of Nanchang, 10,000 miles long march turned over the wall, I'm strong?
8. The warlord melee is called king, The decisive battle Pingjin picked up the room, crossed the Yangtze River to drink soup,
This to fight the Golden Gate, The self -defense also scolded the mother,
9. A student "Where did you get my shirt?" The people in the same room "sent the washing room" "Where is my God? It's the cuffs. "
10. A neuropathy lying on the bed sings, singing and singing, turning over and singing. The doctor asked him: You sing, why do you sing? Neuropathy says: Fool, of course singing B -side after singing!
11, nHz! Hs . Knowing that you can't guess, can't understand,
It can't see it? Do you understand pinyin? In the stupid you have to have a limit, right? This to look back on the computer!
12. Father: "Why are you so stupid, really a pig! Cough! Do you know what the piglet is?" Son: "I know, it is the son of the pig."
3 Girl: I always feel that your personality is exactly the same as when I was a kid. Qinglang: Really, the two of us really have a fate. Girl: When I was a kid, I liked lying very much. Qinglang:
14. A drunk man accidentally dropped from the third floor, attracting passers -by to watch, a pol.ice over: What happened? Drunk man: I didn't know, I just arrived.
15. A man wants to jump off the building. His wife shouted: Dear, don't be impulsive, our road is still growing! After listening, the man jumped down. Pol.ice said: You shouldn't threaten him like this!
. If you die, what do you plan to write some? Here are some references: 1. One -bedroom, ask for rent, negotiate. 2. Small things to recruit soul, big things digging grave. 3. I think I can also rescue it! 4. Advertising position lease 5. Provide a whipping service, 100 at a time! 6. In the reorganization of the gene, please wait for 20 years 7. Single Pluto Hades in Hades, ask for a team! 8. Rev.. . ××. 9. When you see this line of words: Friends, you step on me. 10. I finally don't have to be afraid of ghosts! 11. Laughing one for Grandpa, should you laugh for you? 12. Shennong's epitaph: I rely on! This grass is toxic! 13. Touching bone mortal 14. Chatting, provide on -site service at night. 15. Look, you will also have this day of 16. I used to be a fat man, and now I am as lone as everyone lying. 17. Finally, you can lose the water of the body 80, and you can lose weight! 18. Recommended strongly for me to dig for me, phone: xxxxxxxxx 19. It used to be very yellow and violent, now it's dark and quiet 20. Thank you for visit. N21. The visitors are invited, no one pour tea, and lie down and chat together? 22. Finally solve the housing problem!
1. Soldiers ask company commander: What should I do when I step on the mines during the battle? Lian John is annoyed: Damn, what can I do? Come on the price compensation.
. The information that ink received a long time was very distressed I thought that I had cut the pulse with potato chips and hit the head with a parachute. After the hanging, you died ink . You please eat meals to kill me. Please press 1, please press 2, please press 3, please press 3, please press 5 to introduce the object of me. Please say straight to me. 4. The giraffe marries a monkey. After a year, the giraffe proposes a divorce: I will never live this kind of jumping up and down! Monkey is furious: leave! Who has seen a kiss and has to climb the tree! 5, God, too blue! The sea, too salty! Life is too difficult! Work, too annoying! With you, fate! Miss you, insomnia! See you, too far! Alas, what can I do? I think you can't eat chopsticks, you can't swallow! 6. Send you 12 zodiac signs, I wish you smart as a mouse, strong as cow, bold as a tiger, cute like rabbit, confident like a dragon, charming like a snake, romantic like horses, docile like sheep, naughty like monkeys, beautiful Such as chickens, loyalty like dogs, looks like pigs! 7. Chimpanzee accidentally stepped on the stool of the gibbon pulled. After gently and carefully scrubbed them, they loved each other. Others asked how they came together? Blint said with emotion: Ape manure! They are all ape dung! 8. The lion and the bear are stool next to the trees. One month later, the lion found that the trees next to their stools were stronger than the bear's tree, so they said a philosophical philosophy full of vicissitudes -the lion shit was better than the bear than the bear than the bear. Stupid! 9. Think of a number in your heart, add 52.8, multiply 5, then reduce the zone 3.9343, remove 0.5, and finally minus ten times the number of thoughts you think. The answer is romantic! (5201314) Don't believe it? Intersection 10. Dear God, please bless those who do not call me or send me text messages, let alone my friends: I hope the Lord drops their mobile phones into the toilet, Amen! 11. It is said that you are cruel. You lying in the theater and occupy four seats. Others call you, but you just hummed two times. The security guard said: Friends are ruthless enough, which one is on the way? You gritted your teeth and said: I fell downstairs! 12, think about you thinking about you, find a painter to draw you, stick you in the cup, drink water all day and look at you -happiness? Pour the cup and boil you! 13. The beauty of learning lies in the confusion of people; the beauty of poetry lies in inciting the derailment of men and women; the beauty of women is that the beauty of women is so stupid that the beauty of men lies in lied to see ghosts during the day. 14. I care about you only care about me who cares about you, whether you care about you who care about me, you care about you, small, look dizzy, look dizzy you! 15. Have you heard of it? The five hundred times in the previous life did not change my shoulders in this life. Friends like you and me didn't seem to do anything in my last life. 16. There are two fake banknotes that accidentally make fake banknotes with a face value of 15 yuan. The two decided to get it from remote mountainous areas. When they bought a 15 yuan sugar gourd, they cried. After, the farmers found them two 7 pieces of 17. Your life portrait: Learn to take a bath by himself at the age of ten — the pig is clear; the 20 -year -old glorious shot -Pig Shimao; the 30 -year -old find a job —— Pig Establishment; 40 -year -old maid -pig gains; at the age of 50, learn to play basketball -pig investment! 18. A three -year -old boy took a three -year -old girl's hand and said, "I love you." The little girl said, "Can you be responsible for my future?" The little boy said, "Of course, can it be possible We are not one or two years old! " 19. I just chatted with friends. Some of them talked about you, know? I quarreled with them and almost started, because some of them said that you are like monkeys, some say that you are like orangutans, it is too much! I haven't seen you as a pig at all! 20. One day, I told you that you are a pig, you say: I am a pig. So I started to call you a pig. Finally, one day you can't help but announce loudly in front of everyone: I'm not a pig! 1. The three most popular words during the Iraq war: Peace Peace, war war. Discovering Found, read these three English words three times, you will unveil a major historical mystery. ,, Fart, I put it, ...
1. One day, Cao Cao arrested Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei. Cao Cao said to the three of them, each of you went to the fruit forest to choose the same fruit. After a while, Zhang Fei took an apple out. Cao Cao said that if they could put their fruits into the ass and let them go, Zhang Fei tried for a while, failed, and was killed. After a while, Guan Yu took three grapes and walked out. Cao Cao also said the same thing to him, and Guan Yu began to plug in ... When he stuffed to the third one, Guan Yu suddenly smiled, and the grapes were smashed. He was killed. After getting off the prefecture, King Yan asked Guan Yu: "You are so stupid, why laugh? Don't die if you don't laugh." Guan Yu sighed and said, "I don't want to! God jealous! Seeing Brother Liu and walking out with a durian, it's funny! Haha
1. Go to save money at noon. When you are lining up, a beauty asked me later: "Is it money?" "Well!" "I just want to pick up the money. Anyway, you want to save it. I think it is reasonable, so I gave her the money. 2. Go to save money at noon. When you are lining up, a beautiful woman asked me later: "Is saving money?" "Well!" "I just want to pick up the money. Anyway, you want to save it. I think it is reasonable, so I gave her the money. 3. The neighbors forgot to bring the key, turned from my balcony, found the key in the house, turned back, and then opened the door of the house. What is even more amazing is that I responded on the balcony from beginning to end, and I didn't feel wrong. Alas, our heads must be squeezed by the same door.
第一个笑话： 傻儿子要择媳，别的无所谓，只给媒婆一个条件：“那里”要够大.媒婆在城里找了一圈，回来复命：“不好找,不好找,最大That is, the egg is so big. "The silly son felt that he could just take it. On the morning of the new wedding, when he saw the matchmaker, he fought:" Well? Stall eggs are also eggs! ".
The second joke: The silly son wants to choose a daughter -in -law, it doesn't matter, just give the matchmaker a condition: "There" it is big enough. The matchmaker found a circle in the city and returned to his life: "No It's easy to find, it's not easy to find, the biggest is the oranges so big. "The silly son felt that he could just take it. On the morning of the wedding, when you saw the matchmaker, he fought:" Well, kumquats are also oranges! ".
The third joke: The silly girl wants to choose, it doesn't matter, only a condition for the matchmaker: "There" it is thick enough. The matchmaker found a circle in the city and returned to his life: "No It's easy to find, it's not easy to find, the thickest is the mushroom so thick. "The silly girl felt that she could just take it. On the morning of the wedding, when she saw the matchmaker, she fought:" Well? Flammulina mushrooms are also mushrooms! ".
Don't think about it slowly
1. A male deer, it walks, getting faster and faster, and finally it becomes a highway (deer) !!!!
n n n n n n R n 2. Two tomatoes cross the road, a car passes by, one of which is not as good as being flattened, the other tomato pointed at
flattened tomatoes: dig hahaha, tomato, tomato, tomato, tomato, tomato, tomato, tomato The sauce ...
3. The big gray wolf said, "I want to eat you !!!" You guess, what happened?
This Big Gray Wolf ate the lamb.
. Stone and rice cakes were fighting.
The lovers have been in private for life, but the boys need to take military service, so they set an oath with the girls and gave the girl a drill
, and promised that today, three years later, today When you meet the girl, then, the ring is a wedding ring. After 3 years, I have been going
. The girl has been waiting for the boy, but she can't wait. She is too sad. She threw the diamond ring into The sea, far away from the country
. But, the boy has always been waiting for the girl, but the girl misunderstood the dating place, so she always became her legacy
. In a few years, boys went out to fish out, guess what he caught?
year cake !!!
5. Dumplings are boys or girls n
Answer Boys because dumplings have foreskin
6. There is a duck called Xiaohuang. One day he was hit by a car, and he yelled, "Oh!" Since then N melon !!
7. The match stick suddenly felt itchy, so he stretched his hands and scratched it to death ...
8. There is a bird
. He passes a piece of corn field every day
but unfortunate
n
All corn turns into popcorn
In the birds fly over ...
thinking that it is snowing, it will die cold ...
9. When will Taiwan want to be unified?
Is when buying instant noodles
?
Aatong: "Recalling children's time, the happiest is Children's Day."
Aba: "After ten years is the Youth Festival." n
A pine: "It is Father's Day in more than ten years."
Abai: "Old Man's Day in more than decades."
Ah Song: "Over decades."
Abai: "Qingming Festival."
11. Soldiers: "thirst ... thirst ..."
The Cao Cao: "Everyone persisted for a while! I used to go to this place, remember that there was a Merlin nearby, and then walked for a while
."
: "Oh, there are plums to eat, oh"
half an hour later -Cao Ren: "Lord! The expedition found a lot of water!" R r r r
Cao Cao: "Hahahaha, do you hear it? Finally, there is water to drink"
The soldiers: "Don't go ... must find plums ..." 12. A girl lost love in love I advised her: "Two legs
toads are not easy to find, there are men with three legs!" Isn't it a silly child? "Dad said," Stupid child, how can you
? How will it be a silly child? " I met on the street, why didn't they say hello?
? (Suppose they can speak)
because ........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... because for ...
………………………
Because they are not familiar with it ~~~~~~~~
15. Question: How to make the sparrow quiet?
Answer: Press it.
Reason: The crow is silent (silent).
16. A college student was unfortunately caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to the electric pole, and then asked him: "Say, where is you
? !!! "This college student returned to the enemy, but he was killed by electricity ...
He said," I am from electricity! "
n 17. A I will take you to a place where all girls do not wear a bra. "
B:" Really? Where is it? Take me soon! "
Just in the kindergarten next door! "
18. The host of the happy dictionary program Wang Xiaoya interviewed a program audience on the spot and asked," In your mind, you worship the most
Which female host? " The audience said, "It's you." Wang Xiaoya asked: "Why do you say this?" The audience said, "Because
It you look a bit like Yang Lan!"
19. Know what the spider man is Is it color?
red, wrong!
is white
does not believe you read Spider -Man's English: Spider Man (is a white man)
20. Why Xiaominghuihui Falling?
Please think twice .............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. for..
This is slippery. After finishing, rushed into the 7-11 convenience store to buy things. Because it was too noisy, it was beaten by the clerk
, but leaving the lamb in the store alone. Why?
The convenience store is not snoring for 24 hours ..............
22. The glass of glass and coffee cups crossed the road, and suddenly someone shouted: The car is coming!
The results of the glass were hit by the car, but the coffee cup was okay. Why?
The coffee cup has ears!
23. One horse said that our company launched a new product, fart No. 3, referred to as MP3 ...
24. I hate two people most:
The first is racially discriminated;
is black;
is unknown!
25. I want to thank Ogawa, Chaohelan, Nagase Ai, Mika Ryoko, Takashiko Mary, Kawamoto Dance, Womani Hitoma,
Naomi, Shiraishi, Kudo Kwai, Hiroshi Koizumi, Kishikawa Mishi, Sita Yoshiki, Sawai Yongjie,
Fujizaki Caihua, Yoshan Takura, Kihiro Hiroshi, Matsumura, Yuki, Quan Shizuka, etc., I know the names and do not know
The names, once appeared in my computer, who has been deleted or still in the computer: Every night
When people are quiet, they accompany me to spend one lonely after another lonely after another. At night; when my spirit was the most unwilling, it was her
ers to comfort me in a timely manner; when I played CS to exhausted, it was the pleasure that they made me feel unobstructed; When N fans have no feelings, they make me feel high ~
26. Now the precision accuracy of earthquake predictions has indeed improved a lot. Results
are in "Jiujiang"!
27. Zhang Liangying said: "The worship of my fans said — the idol is called Ying"
He Jie said: "The worship of my fans said -even" The idol is Jie "
said:" The worship of my fans said — the idol is called Chang "
Li Yuchun said:" You talk, I'll go first! "
28 .. Five Fuwa gathered together.
Belbe proposed: Let's give ourselves a nickname, I will name "Ball"!
Crystal: Then I am called "Crystal Wa"!
Huanhuan: My name is "Huanwa"!
Nini: My name is "Nava"!
stood up and said: You talk, I have something to do, go first ...
In 2058, five Fuwa gathered together to chat.
Belbe: Let's talk about our nickname, people respect me very much, call me "Beiye"!
I Huanhuan: People call me "Huanye"!
Nini: People call me "Ni Ye"!
Welcoming: People call me "Ying Ye"!
n stood up in Jingjing and said: You talk, I have something to do ...
29. The severe winter is here, and I decided to keep the habit of taking a cold bath, But washing it, I found that I turned back
The childhood! Intersection Intersection
30. The celery walked, and suddenly felt the stomach hurt, and then he "卟", what did you say he pulled out ~~
?? (Diligence) Oh !!! Cemeter (Cai) What color is the color ???????
Answer: yellow
because: R n
31. There is a fat man ....
jumping down from the top of the 20th floor ....
The fat man !!
32. There was a piece of bread before, and it felt hungry. If you drink yourself ..
. There was a virgin in the past. She felt tired and fell asleep. R n
is peanuts because of peanuts ~~~
34. Who among ancient characters is a white -collar worker?
Meng's mother's three movements (thousands)
35. Zhang Fei: "Old thief leaves!"
n ! Destin the horse! "
Procketing car:" Two thieves listen ~~~ You have been surrounded ~~~ Put down the weapon ... " How did I die after falling down on the Himalayan Mountains?
Answer: starve to death. Because it is too light ~ so it takes a long time ...
37. Go out and buy another one to write, but it is late
at twelve o'clock. But he was still riding on a bicycle on the dark street. After looking for a long time, he finally found a bookstore. There is a diary he likes, so he asked the boss how much money.
The boss said with a low voice: "This is imported, the pricing costs 70 yuan ..."
The old bear said: "So expensive, but I only have 50 with 50 50 Come out. "
The boss said," It's okay, even if you are 50 yuan. "
The old bear said happily:" Thank you boss. "
The boss said with a very low voice again: "When you buy it, don't open the last page, otherwise
will happen to be very kb. ! "
The old bear said," Well, I know. "
The old bear bought the diary home. On the table in front of the window. At this time, he wanted to first take a bath and write a diary ...
In after taking a shower, the old bear found that the window in front of the desk was opened. Blowing the page ...
... When the last page is blowing, the old bear stepped forward to stop, but it was too late. The last page was blown away by the wind
n kb. It happened ... I saw the old bear screamed, because he saw the last page and wrote:
(please pull down)
………………… .. Pull ...
continued to pull ....
Yes, and finally pull a little ...
38. Suddenly, my heart is so hard!
A walnut walked on the road, walking and suddenly said, my face is so thick!
The cola can walking on the road. It feels boring when walking. Suddenly, I am so Cola!
The heater walking on the road, helping passers -by, walking and saying suddenly, I am so enthusiastic!
A key walking on the road, walking and saying suddenly, I am Qu Yuan! I will lock up and down!
A meter walking on the road, walking and saying suddenly, I am a literati! Seeking him a thousand dots in the public!
The tadpole walking on the road, walking and meeting another tadpole, walking and saying suddenly, we are not QQ
!
A hawthorn got married and walked on the road. Suddenly, my face blushed!
The hawthorn divorced and walking on the road, walking and saying suddenly, my heart is sore!
A hawthorn remarried and walking on the road, walking and saying suddenly, there is a child in my belly!
In a tea leaf wrapped on the road, walking and walking suddenly, I really want to be soaked!
A dumpling filling walks on the road, walking and walking suddenly, I want to be covered!
A lighter walked on the road, walking and suddenly said, my belly is full of anger, I want to get angry!
A cockroach walked on the road, walking and saying suddenly, I am strong!
This thimble walked on the road, walking and saying suddenly, I top!
The ice cream walking on the road, walking and saying suddenly, I'm cold!
A spider walked on the road, walking and saying suddenly, I still want to lie on the Internet!
A fish walks on the road, walking and suddenly said, I like diving every day!
The Guan Yu walked on the road, walking and suddenly said, I walked a thousand miles a single riding!
The eagle walks on the road, walks and meets the bear, walks and says suddenly, we play the eagle bear!
A compass walking on the road, walking and saying suddenly, why can't I find the North?
The earthworms walked on the road, walking and suddenly said, why can't I find my legs?
39. In the past, Zhang Xi Mengsi was closed to raise his eyes, and suddenly felt as if there was a little less,
The blanket will come back just after the appointment,
This hugs holding an electric blanket and said:
Brothers ~~ You can come back, I am cold ~~~
40. A German, French, and a Japanese work to work in the mine.
The boss is an American. He said to the Germans, "You have a good physique, you are responsible for your work."
Responsible for mining plans. "
and said to the Japanese," You are thin. You are responsible for SUPPLIES. " Essence
The days later, the Germans and the French found that the Japanese were gone. After a long time, they decided to go back to work first.
When the Germans started working, the Japanese suddenly jumped out,
Plip loudly to:
"Surprise!"
41. There is a polar bear play with a penguin together. The penguin pulled the hair on the ground one by one, and after pulling
, said to the polar bear, "It's cold!"
The polar bear listened, and pulled down the hair on his body one by one, turned his head and said to the penguin, "It's really cold
!"
42. There is a hiding cat community, and the head of the group has not found it yet ...
43. Xiaohong asked: When you stir -coffee, use your right hand or left hand
Xiaomei said: The right hand
Xiaohong said: Oh, you are so amazing, you will not be afraid of hotness, like I use a spoon.
44. Do you know why penguins live in Antarctic?
because it is relatively cold there ... ..
45. There is a snack bar that sells dumplings without business,
So she went to the teacher. What to do,
The master said: You are going to find a fresh body to wrap its meat into dumplings,
, But the people in their family must not eat this kind of dumplings, otherwise
will have very KB.
The boss tried the effect really good,
then she went to find the body again.
. The next day her son had to bring a bento,
but he couldn't find it, so he went to the refrigerator to see,
n A bento box thought he thought it was him,
did not expect the boxes in the box to sell the remaining dumplings,
Jump,
The dumplings in the morning are obviously 10. Intersection
know why?
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46. A logging worker goes to apply for work
Workers: You can try it in the forest in front ... see you can see a few trees in one minute .... R n After a minute ....
If workers: Wow ... 20 trees in one minute ... too powerful ... Where did you work before?
workers : Sahara Forest ...
Workers: I have never heard of it ... I have only heard of the Sahara Desert ..........................
Later, the name was changed!
47. Wife: I really blindly step on the shit and I will marry you.
Buki: I am really blind and step on the shit before marry you.
This shit: I am unlucky! Lie there are stepped on by you ...
48. Telling a story, a pair of lovers will have a lifelong life, but the boys need to take military service, so they have a vow with the girls
Give a girl a diamond ring, and promise to meet the girl today three years later. At that time, the ring was used as a
wedding ring.
has finally passed by 3 years, but the boy heard the news of the woman getting married on the return of the home. shore. The boy went to the small restaurant on the street for dinner. A fish came on. He pinched
The fish took a bite, bit into a hard thing, spit it out, guess what he saw ???????? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rnrn 49.有一天，老师带一群小朋友到山上采水果， rnrn 他宣布说: "Children, after finishing the fruit, let's wash together and eat together."
All children ran to pick fruit.
. Once the collection time, all children gathered.
Teacher: "Xiaohua, what are you picking?"
Xiaohua: "I'm washing Apple because I picked it to the apple."
Teacher: "How about you?"
Xiaomei: "I'm washing tomatoes because I picked tomato."
Oh! What about you? "
Aming:" I'm washing shoes because I stepped on the stool. "
Two cows are eating grass. One of them said; "We will not be infected with mad cow disease recently?" The other end said; "No, we are kangaroo." It was crazy!
2. I have always been unknown knights in the rivers and lakes. Until one day I met the most mysterious you in the legend, and I even called your name. Since then, I have a name on the rivers and lakes. Pig narrow!
3, marriage: poor family ugly one meter, four nine
primary school cultural rural household registration
three thin fields, one acre of the house
Four Seasons Pharmaceuticals
It today SMS Guangzheng Girlfriend
4. Doctor: "Why can't I find my pen? I want to prescribe the prescription for you." The patient whispered: "Doctor, don't you put it in my armpit?
5. I want to let the sun warm you, decorate you with starlight, use wine to get intoxicated you, use food to satisfy you, use fireworks to splendid you, and flood you with happiness, but I don’t have been God for a long time. You can only use text messages to bless you: Happy every day!
6. If pigs in the world are dead? ,, To play a song ,, Answer: At least there are you
7,
The sitting in the front of the Qing Dynasty,
carried a gun in the Beiyang Army,
Wilderness,
The Northern Expeditionary War,
The is injured in the periphery of Nanchang,
10,000 miles long march turned over the wall,
I'm strong?
8.
The warlord melee is called king,
The decisive battle Pingjin picked up the room,
crossed the Yangtze River to drink soup,
This to fight the Golden Gate,
The self -defense also scolded the mother,
9. A student "Where did you get my shirt?" The people in the same room "sent the washing room" "Where is my God? It's the cuffs. "
10. A neuropathy lying on the bed sings, singing and singing, turning over and singing. The doctor asked him: You sing, why do you sing? Neuropathy says: Fool, of course singing B -side after singing!
11,
nHz! Hs
. Knowing that you can't guess,
can't understand,
It can't see it?
Do you understand pinyin?
In the stupid you have to have a limit, right?
This to look back on the computer!
12. Father: "Why are you so stupid, really a pig! Cough! Do you know what the piglet is?" Son: "I know, it is the son of the pig."
3 Girl: I always feel that your personality is exactly the same as when I was a kid. Qinglang: Really, the two of us really have a fate. Girl: When I was a kid, I liked lying very much. Qinglang:
14. A drunk man accidentally dropped from the third floor, attracting passers -by to watch, a pol.ice over: What happened? Drunk man: I didn't know, I just arrived.
15. A man wants to jump off the building. His wife shouted: Dear, don't be impulsive, our road is still growing! After listening, the man jumped down. Pol.ice said: You shouldn't threaten him like this!
. If you die, what do you plan to write some? Here are some references:
1. One -bedroom, ask for rent, negotiate.
2. Small things to recruit soul, big things digging grave.
3. I think I can also rescue it!
4. Advertising position lease
5. Provide a whipping service, 100 at a time!
6. In the reorganization of the gene, please wait for 20 years
7. Single Pluto Hades in Hades, ask for a team!
8. Rev.. . ××.
9. When you see this line of words: Friends, you step on me.
10. I finally don't have to be afraid of ghosts!
11. Laughing one for Grandpa, should you laugh for you?
12. Shennong's epitaph: I rely on! This grass is toxic!
13. Touching bone mortal
14. Chatting, provide on -site service at night.
15. Look, you will also have this day of
16. I used to be a fat man, and now I am as lone as everyone lying.
17. Finally, you can lose the water of the body 80, and you can lose weight!
18. Recommended strongly for me to dig for me, phone: xxxxxxxxx
19. It used to be very yellow and violent, now it's dark and quiet
20. Thank you for visit. N21. The visitors are invited, no one pour tea, and lie down and chat together?
22. Finally solve the housing problem!
1. Soldiers ask company commander: What should I do when I step on the mines during the battle? Lian John is annoyed: Damn, what can I do? Come on the price compensation.
. The information that ink received a long time was very distressed
I thought that I had cut the pulse with potato chips and hit the head with a parachute. After the hanging, you died ink
. You please eat meals to kill me. Please press 1, please press 2, please press 3, please press 3, please press 5 to introduce the object of me. Please say straight to me.
4. The giraffe marries a monkey. After a year, the giraffe proposes a divorce: I will never live this kind of jumping up and down! Monkey is furious: leave! Who has seen a kiss and has to climb the tree!
5, God, too blue! The sea, too salty! Life is too difficult! Work, too annoying! With you, fate! Miss you, insomnia! See you, too far! Alas, what can I do? I think you can't eat chopsticks, you can't swallow!
6. Send you 12 zodiac signs, I wish you smart as a mouse, strong as cow, bold as a tiger, cute like rabbit, confident like a dragon, charming like a snake, romantic like horses, docile like sheep, naughty like monkeys, beautiful Such as chickens, loyalty like dogs, looks like pigs!
7. Chimpanzee accidentally stepped on the stool of the gibbon pulled. After gently and carefully scrubbed them, they loved each other. Others asked how they came together? Blint said with emotion: Ape manure! They are all ape dung!
8. The lion and the bear are stool next to the trees. One month later, the lion found that the trees next to their stools were stronger than the bear's tree, so they said a philosophical philosophy full of vicissitudes -the lion shit was better than the bear than the bear than the bear. Stupid!
9. Think of a number in your heart, add 52.8, multiply 5, then reduce the zone 3.9343, remove 0.5, and finally minus ten times the number of thoughts you think. The answer is romantic! (5201314) Don't believe it? Intersection
10. Dear God, please bless those who do not call me or send me text messages, let alone my friends: I hope the Lord drops their mobile phones into the toilet, Amen! 11. It is said that you are cruel. You lying in the theater and occupy four seats. Others call you, but you just hummed two times. The security guard said: Friends are ruthless enough, which one is on the way? You gritted your teeth and said: I fell downstairs! 12, think about you thinking about you, find a painter to draw you, stick you in the cup, drink water all day and look at you -happiness? Pour the cup and boil you!
13. The beauty of learning lies in the confusion of people; the beauty of poetry lies in inciting the derailment of men and women; the beauty of women is that the beauty of women is so stupid that the beauty of men lies in lied to see ghosts during the day.
14. I care about you only care about me who cares about you, whether you care about you who care about me, you care about you, small, look dizzy, look dizzy you! 15. Have you heard of it? The five hundred times in the previous life did not change my shoulders in this life. Friends like you and me didn't seem to do anything in my last life.
16. There are two fake banknotes that accidentally make fake banknotes with a face value of 15 yuan. The two decided to get it from remote mountainous areas. When they bought a 15 yuan sugar gourd, they cried. After, the farmers found them two 7 pieces of
17. Your life portrait: Learn to take a bath by himself at the age of ten — the pig is clear; the 20 -year -old glorious shot -Pig Shimao; the 30 -year -old find a job —— Pig Establishment; 40 -year -old maid -pig gains; at the age of 50, learn to play basketball -pig investment!
18. A three -year -old boy took a three -year -old girl's hand and said, "I love you." The little girl said, "Can you be responsible for my future?" The little boy said, "Of course, can it be possible We are not one or two years old! "
19. I just chatted with friends. Some of them talked about you, know? I quarreled with them and almost started, because some of them said that you are like monkeys, some say that you are like orangutans, it is too much! I haven't seen you as a pig at all!
20. One day, I told you that you are a pig, you say: I am a pig. So I started to call you a pig. Finally, one day you can't help but announce loudly in front of everyone: I'm not a pig!
1. The three most popular words during the Iraq war: Peace Peace, war war. Discovering Found, read these three English words three times, you will unveil a major historical mystery. ,, Fart, I put it, ...
1. One day, Cao Cao arrested Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei. Cao Cao said to the three of them, each of you went to the fruit forest to choose the same fruit. After a while, Zhang Fei took an apple out. Cao Cao said that if they could put their fruits into the ass and let them go, Zhang Fei tried for a while, failed, and was killed. After a while, Guan Yu took three grapes and walked out. Cao Cao also said the same thing to him, and Guan Yu began to plug in ... When he stuffed to the third one, Guan Yu suddenly smiled, and the grapes were smashed. He was killed. After getting off the prefecture, King Yan asked Guan Yu: "You are so stupid, why laugh? Don't die if you don't laugh." Guan Yu sighed and said, "I don't want to! God jealous! Seeing Brother Liu and walking out with a durian, it's funny! Haha
1. Go to save money at noon. When you are lining up, a beauty asked me later: "Is it money?" "Well!" "I just want to pick up the money. Anyway, you want to save it. I think it is reasonable, so I gave her the money. 2. Go to save money at noon. When you are lining up, a beautiful woman asked me later: "Is saving money?" "Well!" "I just want to pick up the money. Anyway, you want to save it. I think it is reasonable, so I gave her the money.
3. The neighbors forgot to bring the key, turned from my balcony, found the key in the house, turned back, and then opened the door of the house. What is even more amazing is that I responded on the balcony from beginning to end, and I didn't feel wrong. Alas, our heads must be squeezed by the same door.
第一个笑话： 傻儿子要择媳，别的无所谓，只给媒婆一个条件：“那里”要够大.媒婆在城里找了一圈，回来复命：“不好找,不好找,最大That is, the egg is so big. "The silly son felt that he could just take it. On the morning of the new wedding, when he saw the matchmaker, he fought:" Well? Stall eggs are also eggs! ".
The second joke: The silly son wants to choose a daughter -in -law, it doesn't matter, just give the matchmaker a condition: "There" it is big enough. The matchmaker found a circle in the city and returned to his life: "No It's easy to find, it's not easy to find, the biggest is the oranges so big. "The silly son felt that he could just take it. On the morning of the wedding, when you saw the matchmaker, he fought:" Well, kumquats are also oranges! ".
The third joke: The silly girl wants to choose, it doesn't matter, only a condition for the matchmaker: "There" it is thick enough. The matchmaker found a circle in the city and returned to his life: "No It's easy to find, it's not easy to find, the thickest is the mushroom so thick. "The silly girl felt that she could just take it. On the morning of the wedding, when she saw the matchmaker, she fought:" Well? Flammulina mushrooms are also mushrooms! ".